Nuclear Satirist Pillows

Nuclear Countdown

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"We won!"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Trump leaving

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

The americanisation of vulture.