Nuclear Satirists Pillows

'Fifty megatons? — I certainly hope it has a trigger lock!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Reagacentennial

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"We won!"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Trump leaving

The americanisation of vulture.