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"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"First time pruning?"

Bob's Driving School.

High Riders of the Old West

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

The First Day Back

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."