Novice Wrangler Gifts

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

The Baby Walker

"First time pruning?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Bob's Driving School.

High Riders of the Old West

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Beware of the teenager.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The First Day Back

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"