Novelty Tv Moments Pillows

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Dog Walking Services

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hay Rides $10

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Ball Pool Peril

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Leaking backpack.

Bumper Limos

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Jurassic Pork

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."