Novelty Sports Pillows

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hay Rides $10

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Putting Practice.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Ball Pool Peril

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Bumper Limos

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Leaking backpack.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Jurassic Pork

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."