Novelty Sports Gifts

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Hay Rides $10

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Peel poker.

Putting Practice.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Elton John

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Ball Pool Peril

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Leaking backpack.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Bumper Limos

Jurassic Pork