Novelty Golfer Gifts

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Putting Practice.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Ball Pool Peril

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Casual skydiving.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Fish Training

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

The Great Chemical Novel.