Novelty Golfer Prints

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Putting Practice.

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Cannonball!'

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Hay Rides $10

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Ball Pool Peril

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Casual skydiving.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Fish Training

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

The Great Chemical Novel.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.