Novela Fan Gifts

Many Americans believe staying home to watch your favorite novela means your candidate will win.

Thomas Mann.

Victor Hugo

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Iris Murdoch

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Treasure Island Book.

Romance

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

My Literary Influences

It's great for pulling the birds!

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

Editor.

'Is this your first book launch?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'