Not All Heroes Wear Capes Gifts

Inserting Soldier with Injection

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Keyworker

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

Superman's laundry

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Superhero

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"How was your day, dear?"

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'You can't treat me like a kid anymore! I'm wearing a cape!'

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

Graduation Day 2020

Catwoman // Cat Lady

Chicken Man.

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

Zorro Makes Signature On Snow

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

'It's mustard man'

"Erik- do me a favor."