Not All Heroes Wear Capes Pillows

Inserting Soldier with Injection

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Superhero

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

"How was your day, dear?"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Graduation Day 2020

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'You can't treat me like a kid anymore! I'm wearing a cape!'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Catwoman // Cat Lady

Chicken Man.

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

'It's mustard man'

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

"Erik- do me a favor."

'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'