Heroic Tendencies Gifts

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

"He was a very good boy."

Keyworker

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Heroes

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

My dad is the bravest.

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'I hate networking.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

'Wasn't that Superman?'

Cape

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

Sword

Therapist gets left with a patient's anxiety problems after helping them.

'In my day he'd have got a medal!'

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'