Heroic Tendencies Gifts

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

"He was a very good boy."

Keyworker

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

Heroes

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

My dad is the bravest.

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'I hate networking.'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Captain Tom Moore

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Wasn't that Superman?'

Cape

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

Statue of soldier comes to rescue of mugging victim.

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

Sword

First Responders Comic

'In my day he'd have got a medal!'

Therapist gets left with a patient's anxiety problems after helping them.

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'