Nostalgist Of Quirky Dates Pillows

'Why even come, Harris?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

True Loves

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Spud dating.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

'I wish you were available online.'

Ventrilamatch.com

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

"I've never dated a yam before, tell me a bit about yourself."

'Oh, sorry. I guess I forgot to mention we're going to a nudist resort.' (Another memorable first date for Jennifer.)

'What's a lovely girl like me doing in a place like this? How should I know, you brought me here!'

Sandra had heard that men liked to be asked about themselves.

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."