Nostalgic Game Show Fan Gifts

"That's that old game show, 'I've Got a Secret'."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Can't Touch This

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Can't Touch This

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Bob Monkhouse

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"Give it a whirl!"

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

June Brown

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Munster Island.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

Vannamania

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'