Nostalgic Game Show Fan Pillows

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Can't Touch This

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Munster Island.

"Give it a whirl!"

"You've still got it Joao."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

Candy Land for Adults

'And do you, Betty take Walter...or the mystery box your mother is holding?'