Vintage Game Show Fan Pillows

'What do you think about that tweet, Grandpa?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

Best before 65 million BC.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Dauber Micawber'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

Tea and Sugar Rationing