Nostalgic For Fishing Tales Gifts

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

I hate these flying fish

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'This should come out just right.'

'I hate these school reunions.'

Live Bait.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fishing.

"Now that's a bird nest."

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

"He's got an app that tells him how much he can exaggerate his fishing story based on your gullibility."

'Caught only one then?'

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

"I'll bet you have some stories."

'Oh I got away alright, but you should have seen him telling his friends how big I was: Men are such liars!'

'Oh I got away alright, but you should have seen him telling his friends how big I was: Men are such liars!'

Armchair Sportsman

'I don't like to go fishing because I don't like to lie.'

'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

"It sounds like Jonah went fishing, and the story got better every time he told it."