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"Do you smell something funny?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"This is my urban man cave."

Metro Sapien.

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"That must be Java Man!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The First Power Point

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

'Not that yukky color!'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog." (Published originally on December 14, 2007.)

Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

"Are you married to the name?"

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"