Nostalgic For Caveman Days Pillows

"Do you smell something funny?"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"This is my urban man cave."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"That must be Java Man!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

The First Power Point

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'Not that yukky color!'

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

"Are you married to the name?"

Ancient Man with Computer Club.