Nostalgic Beardsman Gifts

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Long shift?'

Bearded Leftie.

The Organic

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"It makes you look old."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.