Nostalgic Beardsman Mugs

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Two men in barber shop

Trendies, INC

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Beard fails

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.