Nosferatu Fan Gifts

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

You must be this tall.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Van Go

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Prehistoric Pirates.

Knight Supplies

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Pinocchio: The later years...

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Undercover Agent

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

The Museum of Swine Art.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Gastro Gnomes

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.