Nosferatu Admirer Gifts

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Punk Reindeer

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'What's wrong with you?'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Raymond Queneau

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Book Shop.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

Two sea otters with smartphones

Hubble Telescope

Shadow

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

Fredrik Reinfeldt.

Jens Stoltenberg.

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

Spotty

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

iClaudius

"I'm good thanks."

Cornucopia of space