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"Northern pole all-nighter

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Gregg Allman

Truman Capote

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Aretha Franklin

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Some are born old."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

John Lennon and Barry White in heaven arguing over who is the Walrus.

Middle-Of-Life Choices

Stevie Wonder caricature.

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Smokey Robinson caricature.

Soul Music

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

Adele plus inspiration

Woman's fist comes flying out of copy of 'Amy Winehouse's Greatest Hits'

"Very touching."

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

Goodbye Aretha

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

Cheesedip City

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.