Nashville Lovers T-Shirts

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Minnesota Weather.

American Gothic: I Love NY

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

Rocket Parking

I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Le Roi Kong

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.