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Minnesota Weather.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Wifi in Hell

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Plum jam...

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Disease-y Top

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Snake Charming

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Islington Angels.

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Heart is sewn back together.

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'