Minnesota Lovers Pillows

Minnesota Weather.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Romeo and Julietta'

Plum jam...

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Snake Charming

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Disease-y Top

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Islington Angels.

Heart is sewn back together.

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'