Niagara Falls Lovers T-Shirts

"I can't believe Eric just went and helped himself to our dinghy!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Wifi in Hell

Join me in a Martini?

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Fist Bumper Cars

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

"The bagels are better in New York."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Ginspiration!

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

American Gothic: I Love NY