Niagara Falls Lovers T-Shirts

"I can't believe Eric just went and helped himself to our dinghy!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Join me in a Martini?

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Fist Bumper Cars

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

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"Trust me. Don't do it."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Tunnel of TV

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Ginspiration!

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

American Gothic: I Love NY