Northern Soul Lovers Pillows

"Northern pole all-nighter

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Some are born old."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Soul Music

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

"Very touching."

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

Goodbye Aretha

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

Cheesedip City

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

"Of course, Curtis Mayfield was a god. Many people forget that nowadays."