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"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

Smokey Robinson caricature.

Stevie Wonder caricature.

"He's our funksoul brother."

Mick Hucknall

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Triangle

At the rock concert...

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."