Norm Shatterer Gifts

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

The Mainstream

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

A man without a chicken on his head!

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Male & Female separate company buildings

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

A Wrecked-angle.

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.