Norm Shatterer Gifts

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

The Mainstream

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

A man without a chicken on his head!

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Male & Female separate company buildings

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

A Wrecked-angle.

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry