Non-union Worker Gifts

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Support the Ex-Troops

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Nuclear Proliferation

Office Park

Refugee Crisis

Wildcats Strike.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Labor-Management Non-Relations

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Manual Worker

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

Coupler Counselling

"What should I say this is about?"

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

'Profit or non-profit?'