Non-union Worker T-Shirts

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Time Out For Teddy

Nuclear Proliferation

Office Park

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Refugee Crisis

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Wildcats Strike.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Manual Worker

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

Coupler Counselling

"What should I say this is about?"

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Workers' Rights

'Profit or non-profit?'

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