Nocturnal Golfers Club T-Shirts

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"Try thinking about something else."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Bat

Nocturne

Hole in forty-seven.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Mouse shopping after hours

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

John Keats.

'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'

Golfing Fakir.

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

"Do you see what I see?"

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"

And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!