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'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Serenading

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

The Snooze Bar.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Camping-Pong

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar