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"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Camping-Pong

Serenading

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."