"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."
Night Owl Performer Pillows
Offer comfort and humor with pillows that capture the nocturnal performer’s energetic vibe. Ideal for relaxing after a late-night show or adding a playful touch to their space, these pillows are both cozy and fun.
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Dog Nightmares
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Try thinking about something else."
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
Camping-Pong
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
Night Owl Performer Pillows Collection
Night Owl Performer Mugs
Explore our range of night owl performer mugs, perfect for late-night coffee or tea. Find a humorous or artistic design that celebrates the nocturnal performer’s spirit.
Night Owl Performer Prints
Browse our artistic prints celebrating the night owl performer’s creative energy. Perfect for decorating a stage, studio, or any space that celebrates their night-time passion.
Night Owl Performer T-Shirts
Check out our night owl performer t-shirts—stylish and witty choices that let them wear their love for performing after dark with pride.