Night Owl Artist Pillows

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The overthinker"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Camping-Pong

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."