Night Owls Pillows

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

Counting a convoy of sheep .

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

It's a snowy evening… I should stop by…

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

"I couldn't sleep."

"Early curtain?"

The Lady is a tramp.

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

"The night is young...but we are not"

Wow, your parents let you stay up all night!

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

'It's two o'clock and all is well!'

Insomniacs Support Group - "Ron, how am I suppose to help you if you keep falling asleep?"

Dog Nightmares

'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'

'Your twitter followers are mostly college kids who like to party. Are you sure you want to tweet early Sunday morning?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Monday, 5:30AM. 'Is it Saturday yet?'

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

"I'm not much of an early riser."

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'I need an hours sleep.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Have you tried watching C-SPAN?'

'It just turned tomorrow.'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'