Night Owls Gifts

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Counting a convoy of sheep .

It's a snowy evening… I should stop by…

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

"I couldn't sleep."

Monday, 5:30AM. 'Is it Saturday yet?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'

'It's two o'clock and all is well!'

Insomniacs Support Group - "Ron, how am I suppose to help you if you keep falling asleep?"

"I'm not much of an early riser."

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

Wow, your parents let you stay up all night!

"The night is young...but we are not"

"Early curtain?"

The Lady is a tramp.

'I need an hours sleep.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

'It just turned tomorrow.'

'I see you're still up. It's 11 o'clock and a school night. Go to bed!'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Man imagining sheep that look like himself.

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"I'd be a morning person if dawn came around about ten!"