Night Owl Enthusiast Pillows

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

"Wow, your parents let you stay up all night!"

Whom.

'Sometimes I just feel like I don't know HOO I am.'

'Owl is a night person. Me, I can sleep anytime.'

"We've been dating for ages, but yesterday, I saw her in full daylight for the first time; just 'Wow'!"

"Yes, I am going out again tonight!"

"Are you available for the graveyard shift, Mr Quigley?"

"Right...morning...now what?"

"Well, obviously, I'm not an expert on how humans behave during the day, but I too have noticed a lot of anti-social behaviour around these places called bars..."

"We don't sleep at night. We're nocturnal."

"The good thing about being nocturnal is that we can fully enjoy the Christmas lights: let's go to the city Dad..."

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"Bah to getting up early to get the worm"

Carpe Noctem

"I certainly go out every night. What did you expect when you married an owl?"

"Let's finish these and go before it gets early."

'It's two in the morning. Are you mad or something?'

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

The doomed romance of the night owl and the early bird.

"It is 4:00am Sir, time to go to the airport..."

"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Knowing I have to get up in the morning is what keeps me up at night."

All-Night Diner

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."