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"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

"Wow, your parents let you stay up all night!"

Whom.

'Sometimes I just feel like I don't know HOO I am.'

'Owl is a night person. Me, I can sleep anytime.'

"We've been dating for ages, but yesterday, I saw her in full daylight for the first time; just 'Wow'!"

"Yes, I am going out again tonight!"

"Are you available for the graveyard shift, Mr Quigley?"

"Well, obviously, I'm not an expert on how humans behave during the day, but I too have noticed a lot of anti-social behaviour around these places called bars..."

"We don't sleep at night. We're nocturnal."

"The good thing about being nocturnal is that we can fully enjoy the Christmas lights: let's go to the city Dad..."

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"Bah to getting up early to get the worm"

Carpe Noctem

"I certainly go out every night. What did you expect when you married an owl?"

"Let's finish these and go before it gets early."

'It's two in the morning. Are you mad or something?'

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

The doomed romance of the night owl and the early bird.

"It is 4:00am Sir, time to go to the airport..."

"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Knowing I have to get up in the morning is what keeps me up at night."

All-Night Diner

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Try thinking about something else."