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"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

"Good night!"

'Damn early birds.'

'Was it the 'Catwoman' dream again?'

Not a morning person.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

The Early and the Late Bird

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Dog Nightmares

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The overthinker"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"