Creative Night Owl Pillows

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"The overthinker"

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Serenading

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."