Nocturnal Golfers Club Prints

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"Try thinking about something else."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Nocturne

Bat

Cab Calloway Swings

Hole in forty-seven.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Mouse shopping after hours

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

John Keats.

Reluctant jogger.

'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'

Golfing Fakir.

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

"Do you see what I see?"

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"