Nighttime Putter Prints

"No, not yet."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

'I learned a new word today!'

Reluctant jogger.

Child on golf course

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

"You can run, Elliot, but you can't hide."

Dark Mode

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).