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"No, not yet."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

'I learned a new word today!'

Child on golf course

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

"You can run, Elliot, but you can't hide."

Dark Mode

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).