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'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Golfing Bishop.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Duh!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Golfer hitting a die.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Neanderthal Golf.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Golfing in space.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

"No, not yet."

The God's football

Holy Golf

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Desert island putting green.

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Divine Golf

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole