Night Golf Goof Prints

Hole in forty-seven.

Get crazy once in a while

"I hate this time of year."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'I hope you replace your divots!'

Golfing Romance

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

Egg Golf

'It doesn't look like Bill is going to take today's round very seriously.'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

"No, not yet."

Charlie is a 'scratch' golfer.

Stop horsing around, you guys. Focus!

For men, it's a tiny leap from this club...to this club!

"That's not a divot so much as a major geological event."

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

'He has a very technical approach to the game.'

'Call my chiropractor!'

Keep calm, play golf.

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"